Thursday, September 26, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Dante's Peak (1997)

Rachel: A man who looks at a rock
must have a lot on his mind.

Everything I know about life I learned via the dialogue from terrible disaster movies, which explains why my brains are mush I guess. A happy birthday to Linda Hamilton today! While the somewhat terrible trailers for the new Terminator movie have me a little bit worried I'm still psyched to see her back up on the big screen, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. That said I must now ask a very important question...

bike tracks

6 comments:

  1. Both are horrendous wastes of celluloid but at least Dante's Peak doesn't have that terribly annoying Anne Heche in it.

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  2. teddy crescendo6:51 PM

    45 years ago today on the 26th of September 1974 Linda Hamilton celebrated her 18th birthday and thats when i would`ve loved to have buggered her senseless, what a gorgeous babe she was back then. Unfortunately of course those 45 years haven`t been kind to Linda and she now looks like a haggard old slag of 85 rather than her actual 63 years, shame really. By the way, joel65913, I want to bugger Anne Heche (as the bird was in 1987 when the bird was 18, not as the middle-aged slag is now obviously).

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  3. The Spanish Team Coach6:58 PM

    Rose Lavelle isn`t just a great player and goal scorer. The little darlin` also looks just like a beautifully pale complexioned, sweet, charming, magical, fawn-like, fairy-like, pixie-like, elf-like, lovely, cuddly, fluffy wittle bunny wabbit (thats when shes not cheating by diving in the 18 yard-box when she hasn`t even been fouled to try to con the ref and VAR into giving her a completely unfair PK, of course!).

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  4. MMinDC7:24 PM

    Irrespective of the trailers the initial reactions to "Terminator: Dark Fate" at sneaky-peak early screenings have apparently been very positive, in fact some people are saying its a major classic that will surprise a lot of sceptical fans and that perhaps its even the best film in the entire franchise!.

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  5. Jason Adams7:00 AM

    You know, i`ve been thinking, maybe that troll wasn`t such a bad geezer after all and admittedly he was very funny at times, so i think maybe sometime in the next couple of weeks i will post a picture of Pauline Hickey just to say cheers for all those laughs, maybe the one of her in the jacuzzi, in that picture EVEN I`M able to see that her tits were indeed total and utter perfection beyond all imagining ! ! !. Like i said i`m not sure when i`ll be posting that picture but it will certainly be with-in the next 10 to 12 days.

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  6. the troll7:02 AM

    Cheers my old mate.

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