How Much Is That Monster In The Window

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One week ago today I shared with you people the trailer for The Monster, the new horror film from the director of The Strangers starring Zoe Kazan and Scott Speedman, and I expressed some confusion over the film's release date -- IMDb said the film was out on November 11th, aka this very day today! Could that even be right? Well it apparently is, says the studio A24...

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A fearless mother & her daughter fight to the death against a grotesque phallic monster. Fuck escapism. Watch THE MONSTER! pic.twitter.com/XoHWjqV0oA

— A24 (@A24) November 11, 2016

Wait..... did they just say
"a grotesque phallic monster"???
I AM SO THERE.