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I'm sure you guys remember those pictures of Tom Hardy freeing his willy on the set of that upcoming TV show Taboo right? I am sure. Anyway when those pictures broke there was about 12 hours where we only had censored ones and I posted the censored ones assuming the uncensored ones would leak eventually, and leak they did, but in the meantime it took some effort to put together the censored ones for a post.
Anyway I thought of that last night when these censored pictures of Orlando Bloom (inexplicably) paddle-boarding naked with Katy Perry showed up online -- I figured I'd go to sleep and see if the uncensored ones were around by morning, instead of being forced to do two different posts and waste everybody's, but most importantly, my own, time. And voila! I get to work and the uncensored Orlando pics are here waiting for me like clockwork.
Or dare I say... cock-work? Sorry sorry I couldn't help myself. Anyway hit the jump for all the uncensored Legolas with his bow and arrows swinging in the breeze that you can stomach (that's about 30 pictures worth) and then please go to the comments and explain to me what the hell Orlando Bloom was doing paddle-boarding naked as the day he was born in a crowd of people. Thanks!
He must have been high on something, or in desperate need for attention.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he just enjoys nudity? I do this all the time, but nobody cares since I'm not famous. No drugs, no need for attention. Some people just enjoy nudity.
DeleteI mean I'm not complaining but I am terribly curious why he just randomly went naked. Between this and Beiber, this might be a very odd trend to get attention. But then why would he need it? Actually now that I think about it, I have a lot of questions.
ReplyDelete(But not bad at all, Bloom. Not bad.)
He fluffed himself. He's totally aware of the camera, right?
ReplyDeleteI noticed that too. I mean in general if you're going to take it off in front of people, you want to look your best but that also makes me think that he knew he might be papped which still makes me wonder why.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he just likes being naked, guys. Maybe he's at the point in his life where he's feeling confident and doesn't care who sees. I for one am just happy to see him naked, and I'm not going to insinuate he's on drugs or desperate for attention. I love being nude, and if I was famous, my nudes would be all over the internet by now. Lord, talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.
ReplyDeleteHis ex-wife the model just got engaged to a 26-year old billionaire. Someone needed some attention.
ReplyDeleteHe's dating Katy Perry and is in one of the most-recognizable, highest-grossing franchises of all time. Pretty sure he's doing all right.
DeleteCan people just want to be nude or nudists. Do they need your approval first?
ReplyDeleteAmen to that! Why is everyone so salty about this?
DeleteI'm a nudist! and I fluff when I get out of the water
ReplyDeleteDefinite semi-action going on, I'd say about 60%. But I'm not complaining, looking good, Orlando!
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom made today so much better.
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm complaining, but I wonder why he decided to go full-frontal all of a sudden?
ReplyDeleteUp until now he has barely shown his ass. Now he shows everything all at once.
Some people need special reasons to get naked.
ReplyDeleteOther people just get naked for no special reason, and some of them start doing and enjoying it earlier in life, and some do later.
It is not safer to assume first more or less than latter unless the peop wo gets naked tells why he does. So just let's just assume he got naked - and enjoy that someone with a good camera was nearby.
I have no complaints, just one concern, sunscreen.
ReplyDeletefolks bitch about everything today. he's fucking gloriously NAKED!!! shut up you naysayer nellie oleson's.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pity he is not circumcised!
ReplyDeleteThank Heaven he's not circumcised!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU LORD.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the big deal (well, besides his big deal)? This should be something we see all the time (for more than the obvious reasons), but it's a prudish culture we live in.
ReplyDeleteIf I looked like that I would walk (and paddle) around naked too. Good for him!
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