Do Dump or Marry: Gimme Moor

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We already knew and were very very excited about the news that Daniel Craig & David Oyelowo were planning on staging William Shakespeare's play Othello here in New York later this year. Well yesterday they announced the rest of the cast (thx Mac) and one name leapt off the page and pawed me in the eyes slash other pieces - our favorite tighty-whitied serial-killer Finn Wittrock will be playing the role of Cassio, aka Othello's right-hand bro. Oh to be a chorus boy trolling this backstage area! 

But if you did happen to be a chorus boy trolling this backstage area, whose "backstage area" (wink wink) would you troll the hardest? I pray thee Take to the comments to Do, Dumpeth & Wed the three menfolk of our most extraordinarie tale, but do make sure thou weigh'st thy words before thou givest them breath!!