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I was going through our Kirsten Dunst archives in order to find the above gif to express my excitement about Bachelorette writer-director Leslye Headland's new flick Sleeping With Other People being out in theaters today when I realized -- why don't I hate Kirsten Dunst? I really should hate Kirsten Dunst. Not only did she date Jake once upon a time, not only is she dating Garrett Hedlund right now upon this time...
... not only is she playing Patrick Wilson's wife on the second season of Fargo very soon, but a glance through her history of onscreen beaus, via those same archives, reminded me she's brushed her teeth with Jesse Bradford and mounted a steed with Jamie Dornan, and gotten down with both Mark Ruffalo and Alexander Skarsgard in their white underpants. Damn you, Dunst. Damn you.
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Because she is not Reese Witherspoon?
ReplyDeleteWhite boxer briefs are not tighty whities. Team RUffalo and his true tighty whities!!!
ReplyDeleteI knew ONE of you would call me on the tighty-whities thing - I was just being lazy ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't hate the plater. Hate the game.
ReplyDeleteGet em, Kiki.
She's playing Jesse Plemon's wife. Kirsten as Peggy Bloomquist and Jesse as Ed Bloomquist. Season 2 of Fargo.
ReplyDeleteShe also dated Ben Foster, Adam Brody, and Josh Hartnett.
ReplyDeleteMuch respect.