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I don't know off the top of my head if we've ever done an All Gay Edition of "Do Dump or Marry" here at MNPP but it's well past time I'd say, so thanks to EW for chatting with the comedian Billy Eichner and actors Jonathan Groff and Andrew Rannells for a piece on gay stuff (Happy Pride Month, ya know)...
... and including this trio of fine pictures of the three, who are apparently friends in real life. The chat is fun, you should read it, but first hit the comments and tell me which of these three you'd do, which you'd dump, and which you'd marry. Do it!
Do-Billy Eichner
ReplyDeleteDump-Andrew Rannells (there's just something about him that sets my teeth on edge)
Marry-Jonathan Groff
Do: Rannells
ReplyDeleteDump: Eichner
Marry: Groff
Do: Eichner
ReplyDeleteDump: Rannells
Marry: Groff
Go to brunch with Rannells
ReplyDeleteGossip and drink with Eichner
Marry, love, treasure, show off and tell everyone I know, "I'm doing Jonathan Groff"
Do: Rannells.
ReplyDeleteMuzzle then bury in a box in the Iraqi desert with a phone: Eichner.
Marry: Groff.
Wow, most people think Groff is the marrying type, but I find him kinda boring...
ReplyDeleteDo: Rannells
Dump: Groff (meh)
Marry: Eichner
Andrew Rannells' face is disgusting, he looks like a gay ventriloquist dummy ugh. And the way he talks, no fucking bueno. Eichner is flabby and busted in the face. Groff is tolerable, I guess.
ReplyDelete^yikes! Tell us how you really feel. ;)
ReplyDeleteDo Rannells
Dump Eichner
Marry Groff
KILL: eichner
ReplyDeletethat's all, i'm satisfied