Monday, May 18, 2015

Chris Pratt Has Some Junk To Show You

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Chris Pratt's on the cover of the new issue of GQ and there are a lot of nice pictures which I will share below, but first! Let us revel in this quote about his life-long sense of humor from the interview attached to said pictures...

"I was a jokester, I had a dirty mind, and a dirty sense of humor. And I was naked a lot. I was naked all the time. It was just recently, in the last few years since I've become an adult, that I've learned to keep my clothes on. And even then, I really haven't. I got yelled at by NBC for getting naked. [While filming multiple takes of a Parks and Recreation scene in which he was supposed to shock Amy Poehler by being naked in a doorway, in one take he did it for real.] I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus. I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn't understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out."

I just don't understand it either, Chris Pratt. I promise not to ever be offended if you take your junk out for me. Quite the opposite, in fact. Okay hit the jump for 12 more pictures...








4 comments:

  1. That is a gorgeous man.
    But it is not Chris Pratt.

    The photoshop was strong with this spread.

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  2. Petey1:24 PM

    Agree with yinzerella. GQ has done this before, photoshopping Chris Pratt to make his face narrower and thinner. I prefer his real, somewhat more wider face than these photoshopped versions.

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  3. Anonymous11:00 PM

    Is it just me, or does his hand look enormous in that last photo?

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  4. That fedora is horrible.

    And why have no photos of naked Pratt emerged online? Siiigh.

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