Friday, December 12, 2014

Good Morning, Affleck Dick

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I adore each and every one of you who sent me this over the past 24 hours (There were so many of you! Y'all rock!), but I also want to make it known, my ego demands it, that I had the footage of Ben Affleck's supposed dick in Gone Girl a day and a half ago, before Gawker or just about anybody else had posted it, but I'd decided to hold it off a day because my priorities were with Finn Wittrock and his Dandy bum yesterday morning. I figured I was giving up some timeliness but honestly I can't stand Ben Affleck and I adore Finn, so I am OK with myself. I slept just fine last night. Anyway if you haven't seen the pics that've spread across the internet like a big fat swinging plastic wildfire over the past 24 hours hit the jump!





10 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:01 AM

    You said supposed. Do you think it is either not him or a prosthetic? To be honest it looks a little to big for him not to be cocky about it and show it off like he does with every little talent he has...
    Sal

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  2. I agree with everything you say, Sal. If it is him they green-screened out the penis pump and cock-ring and meditating shaman drawing every ounce of blood in his entire body into that thing.

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  3. I adore Ben Affleck. He gots hotter with age, and I love him even more now. Wowza. Has there been any footage of NPH? His nudity seems to get overshadowed by Ben.

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  4. Anonymous2:10 PM

    You should be a poet
    <3 <3 <3
    Sal

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  5. mmmmm! Ben Affleck is packin'!

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  6. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Good for him, but... i watched the movie twice and still can't see it

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  7. Anonymous10:55 PM

    If you look at the movie 'School ties'
    You can see Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Brandon Frasier, etc all in a communal shower butt naked frontal and all. I loved that scene! sigh

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  8. Anonymous6:05 PM

    i always wondered what's affleck's dick look like you know he's tall man i thought his will be big but i didn't know its that big i mean fuck it's huge

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  9. Anonymous10:52 PM

    It is nice but not huge

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  10. Anonymous10:54 PM

    It seems pretty normal

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