It's really sort of criminal how few people will ever have this view looking up at them from under the sheets. I mean the cold hard fact is Michael Fassbender will never be enough of a whore to get around to each and every single one of us. It just ain't right.
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I think I'm the only person I know who loves THE COUNSELOR. I've seen it twice and truly don't get the all the negative response.
ReplyDeleteBased on what I've heard of him from people who live in East London/Hackney, he has been a mega-whore for years.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite story was from someone who knew a woman who met him at a party and was so consumed by lust that she gave him a blow job...a room away from husband.
2:17 PM Anonymous, that was me MUAUAUAAUAUUAUA... a bitch can dream.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say other than...
I.want.it.all.inside.of.me.NOW
But then again if you're just some random black teenage girl off the street the odds are stacked that much more in your favor. :/
ReplyDelete@Selenne Dionne: Are you a random black teenage girl off the street? If you are, all that's left to do is to find Michael Fassbender...and walk past him. He'll do the rest. :/
@Anon: My "favorite story" was from someone who knew a woman who met him at a party and he put her in the hospital...and not in the good way.
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