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Lessons I learned from the retrograde rubbish Rush: it is a woman's job to stand on the sidelines and cheer you on. If she fails in her duties by - gasp! - having her own employment, you will immediately lose. If you're a dick, being burned alive will teach you some humility. Or not. Pussies quit, cocks prosper. Fucking yourself in the mirror, if you look like Chris Hemsworth, is a supernaturally erotic experience. All that really matters in the end is that other dude you want to drive through tunnels with.
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What?! Did I miss the mirror Chris Hemsworth fucking scene?
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy it so much when you write like this. I guess I wish you found more films disappointing. (Not very nice of me, huh?) :-)
ReplyDeleteMy mother and sister both thought the film was great. You just don't like this kind of film. There's no need for this really.
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