Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Quote of the Day

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I didn't get around to seeing Jackass 3D over the weekend - did you? - and I don't know when I will get around to it, but the sucker made fifty million dollars! Good grief. I don't find that particularly horrific or anything - I've found the Jackass series terrifically amusing so far - but it is a number that boggles the mind a bit when you consider the only thing going into these movie's budgets are knee-pads, bungee cords, and hospital bills. Oh those hospital bills must be something.

Anyway according to Cinematical they unsurprisingly shot a whole lot of footage that didn't make the cut and because of this one's success are already talking about cramming it into a quickie sequel. And then Steve O said this, and touched my heart:

"How are you going to leave out the scene where a guy farts darts into another guy's face?... You know you're working with some high-quality material if you're leaving something like that out."

I think Tchaikovsky had the same problem with The Nutcracker. Speaking of, perhaps they'll call the next one Jackass 3D Part Two: Nutcrackin'.

PS Here's Bam making out with some guy here in New York the other night. (via) Not as sexy as I had hoped it would be. Not at all.

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2 comments:

  1. Beggars can't be choosers when it comes to my boyfriend Bam Margera, so if he wants to rub his face on a homeless guy's tongue for a photo op, I will let that sate me until he next time he allows Johnny Knoxville to take another flaming hot iron to his bare ass.

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  2. shawnp8:15 AM

    What about Jackass 3, Cock Chuggers; Cockchuggin'

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