Monday, November 23, 2009

The Moment I Fell For... Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Ahh now there's some memories. What an integral part of my development this scene played! Who would I have been without it? I don't want to know. What a horrid beast I might have turned out to be, if not for the constantly dropped-trou of JCVD. Thank you, sir. Thank you. His ass ought to be one of the wonders of the world. Niagara Falls ain't got nothin' on it. It puts the Grand Canyon to shame!

I was reminded of this, by the way, because apparently there's a new Universal Soldier film on the horizon starring both Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. News via Slash. If Jean-Claude is up to reminding us of his ass's hey-day than I am up to participating in this communal re-appreciation thereof (psst, Jean-Claude, that's just fancy talk for "Show us your ass again, man!").
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10 comments:

Stacie Ponder said...

Why is his butt all...oily?

Jason Adams said...

Ha! There's actually a very good reason< Stacie, and I am glad you asked. He's a robot-man and because he's wandered away from where he's supposed to be they (The Scientists) have implanted him with a chip that turns his body temperature way way way up. So he's a giant sweat-ball in this scene. He's naked because he's standing in front of an air conditioner trying to cool down. Or something. It's been awhile since I saw this movie. But there you go. It's Science!

Anonymous said...

Science or not, it's hot.
One of my favorite scenes. He had an ass to die for.

Hugh Man said...

God bless sci fi and hot actioneer men. Without them and the advent of better rewind pause buttons on remotes I would have been lost. How amazing that I can watch such a scene alongside my father as a kid and still feel as though I'm bonding on a masculine level as well as completely getting my homo fix. All that aside- I need frontal. Did you see him get a boner on that talk show?

Wayne B said...

Hot! J-CVD was a real "awakener" for me as well. My older bro made me watch ALL his movies when I was young. Let's just say I never complained :)

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Anonymous said...

Where has this movie been all my life? I thought It 'd be boring action for men but i really enjoyed it not only for this marvelous scene (that made me fall in love with him too) Thanks for this

Anonymous said...

He has a sexy ass

Anonymous said...

He has a cute butt