Tomorrow is Chris Evans' 27th birthday!
What are you getting him?
(Chris, close your eyes and cover your ears)
I got him a self-cloning machine
and pills that make him allergic to clothes!
.
What are you getting him?
(Chris, close your eyes and cover your ears)
I got him a self-cloning machine
and pills that make him allergic to clothes!
.
If you'd let me JA, I'd like to go halfsies on that. Because not even world peace would be a greater gift for humanity.
ReplyDeleteFuckin brilliant caption! I would love to have an army of naked Chris-Clones. When one gets tired, just break out the next gratuitous boy to play with.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to give him my phone number, address, email...
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