I Am Tuesday's Unbearably Humid Link

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--- Who Loves Mandy Lane? Bloody Disgusting does, but I keep forgetting All the Boys Love Mandy Lane exists which doesn't speak well for its box office chances, I think, if someone as horror-focused as I am hasn't been able to keep the film on my radar. It opens next weekend - July 20th - and BD has got interviews with the creative people behind the film as well as stills; all the word-o-mouth has been grand for the "kick-ass teen slasher" so count me in, if I remember, and get around to seeing Harry Potter already too.

--- Speaking of, you know my birthday-delerium is bad (5 days!) if I haven't even figured out when I'm going to get around to seeing Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yet. Does it really start playing at Midnight tonight? I have no idea when I'll get to see it. But if I squint as I read this interview with Daniel Radcliffe at DH it's almost like... I'm squinting while reading an interview. Bollocks.

--- "Toodles!" is maybe the greatest action-movie-one-liner ever written.

--- Bad Wookie - Chewbacca sexually assaulted Marilyn Monroe and then fled into the jungles of Hollywood, evading capture. There's nothing I can add to that.

--- Potter, Pirates, Oceans, Hulk - Wanna know what the future of the Hollywood Movie Franchises are? Then read this article at THR which details every single one you can think of.

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