Even though I'm as ever superhero agnostic I'll always share a trailer for a Spider-Man movie --everybody loves Spier-Man and I am not immune to this. Not when they keep finding adorable twinks to fill out the skin-tight spandex and yes, Tom Holland is somehow still falling, against all odds of age, under that metric. Plus it's fun to see Jon Bernthal's sexy-ass Punisher from Daredevil showing up to order him around (and by "fun" I mean "deeply erotic" obviously) -- and speaking of Daredevil, is this him:
I'd love Charlie Cox to come along for the ride! (And feel free to impose all the filthy puns into that phrase as you see fit.) That said this teaser is... a little underwhelming. He's fighting ninjas? Okay. If you say so. Watch:
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is out on July 31st.
The movie has a weird filter and an excessive amount of CGI.
ReplyDeleteAnd Zendaya playing Zendaya, as always.
The toe spikes suggest it's the spidervillain Tarantula. Charlie Cox put in an appearance in the last film when Tom Holland thought he'd need a lawyer after Jake Gyllenhaal exposed him in the previous film. I am aware that's not any of the characters' names but I'm not passing up the opportunity to talk about Jake Gyllenhaal exposing Tom Holland. Sue me!
ReplyDeleteI would keep him my pocket forever.
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