Thursday, March 05, 2026

Good Morning, World


I know that the ratio of gratuitousness to other content here at MNPP is, you know, lopsided -- there's one insistent commenter here lately who keeps shrieking about pornography, for example. We love them. Anyway to over-share for a moment (god forbid) this "thirst content" doesn't seep into my subconscious too often -- you might think I'm having dirty dreams all night long about all these fellas I'm posting all day long, but you'd be wrong. Wrong enough that I usually mention it when that pattern's disrupted, and here we are. I dreamed the dirtiest dreams about Jacob Elordi all night last night. Filth! It was glorious. Forcing myself to wake up this morning was a painful experience -- I didn't want it to end. Anyway if I'm a bit off today now you know why. Jacob kept me up all night.

7 comments:

  1. Thank you for all your good works!

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  2. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Is this From On Swift Horses? Have you seen The Narrow Road to the Deep North?

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    1. Yeah it's from On Swift Horses. And no I haven't watched Narrow Road yet - I did start it, I think I watched the first episode, but got distracted and haven't gone back. I will at some point. There's too much to watch!

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  3. Keep up the gratuitousness!

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  4. I liked On Swift Horses, it just kind of came and went so quickly.

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  5. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Agreed, please keep up the gratuitousness! We need as much joy and beauty and fun as we can get right now.

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  6. Anonymous4:07 PM

    I love the thirst content; keep it coming! (Pun intended? IDK.)

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