Monday, March 23, 2026

Good Morning, World


Far be it from me to seize hard onto a "Jake Gyllenhaal naked in Jarhead" moment gifted (gif-fed) outta the blue -- I was listening to my pals Chris Feil and Joe Reid's podcast This Had Oscar Buzz on my way to work this morning and they were talking Jarhead and whose name should pop up? My very own name. Am I suprised to've become gay-internet synonymous with "Jake Gyllenhaal naked in Jarhead" gifs? I am not. It might be my proudest lifetime acheivement. Anyway go listen to THOB, and enjoy these remastered gifs of Jake swinging about in all his 4K glory from the recently released 4K blu-ray of Jarhead. I tell you, lives were changed in that year of 2005.


5 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:55 AM

    He is so sexy! Look at that ass! I wish he wouldn’t shave his chest hair, though!

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    1. Anonymous1:09 PM

      Razors are not meant to be used anywhere below the Adam's Apple.

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    2. Anonymous10:27 PM

      The chest hair police strike once again. Y'all are so tedious.

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    3. Anonymous5:44 PM

      CHP here: Sorry to bore you. I’ll give you a ring the next time I am up for fucking a Ken doll.

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  2. Anonymous2:20 PM

    You just made my day!

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