We have all lost our damn fool minds, but what I have for you today is one of the good -- heck one of the best -- responses to the madness I've seen. Use art for good not evil! Candyman and Hedda and The Bone Temple director Nia DaCosta just directed a four-plus-minute horror short film for Verizon that stars Heated Rivalry hunk-and-a-half Connor Storrie... and his magnificent ass. (Talk about a bone temple.) And yes I admit that I got the punchline five seconds into this thing but it was a joy, a pleasure, to behold anyway, so without spoiling it myself I will just let you discover it for yourself below. If we have to be crazy then let us be crazy this way.
* boner temple. Praise to our denim lords!
ReplyDeleteThis was cute, he has good comedic timing, and Nia continues to prove she’s the real deal because this had great atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteBooteus beautius
ReplyDeletePut a bag over his head and it'll work for me; he's so creepy...
ReplyDeleteDoofus.
DeleteJame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, he's such a terrible actor!!
ReplyDeleteVery cartoonish. 😬
DeleteI've had enough of this QUEEN and the other two, too.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he keep doing that Zoolander “Blue Steel” look all the time?
ReplyDeleteSo cringeworthy!
The Anonymous bitches are out in force today. Assuming it's not just the same bitter loser posting multiple times.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same bitter loser.
DeleteLOL you people are so deranged about this show and its actors! Why do they make you so angry???
ReplyDeleteNah, J. The fans are waaay more deranged than the haters. Seriously, middle-aged men ATTACKING anyone who criticizes this show is just nutz.
DeleteHopefully these weirdos generate page view$$$ at least.
DeleteThe Heated Rivalry fandom is the most TOXIC, IMMATURE, and HOMOPHOBIC.
DeleteEnvy is a sad, sad thing.
ReplyDeleteY A W N !
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's meant to evoke Scream, but the landline phone just made me think who has one of those anymore?
ReplyDeleteEnhh...
ReplyDeleteI don't click on stories of people I dislike, so I call BS on all of these haters. LOL It's like the closeted straight dude beating up the gay guy. Me thinks they protest too much. Epic commercial. Verizon deserves major props as does Nia who with "Bone Temple" and the luminous "Hedda" AND this is having quite the year. Connor and his epic ass...the commercial speaks for itself.
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