... (or at least on his way to being so) and I've not posted these pictures yet. Two birds, one stone. That makes Scarlett a bird that I just threw a rock at, I guess. And I am fine with that. She never got herself knocked up and now the world's been cruelly denied a spawned union of boobs and abs. Oh well. I guess he'll just have to hook up with his date for last year's Oscars now. On camera. Live streaming sexy internet camera.
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Somewhere, out there, Alanis M. is laughing.
ReplyDeleteuh, JA, your totally cheating on our boy Jake-- who, ahem, got his first Golden Globe nomination this morning ;)
ReplyDeleteDibs!
ReplyDeletetoo funny, maybe he should try men next...I'll volunteer.
ReplyDeleteCan't say that this surprises me. They were the hottest couple with the most appaling lack of chemistry ever.
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