Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Matthias Schoenaerts Four Times


I was just thinking about Matty here earlier today (probably because he's been active on Instagram, but not with anything very exciting -- the boy does love a sad-boy meme) and as if summoning news into existence he's suddenly got a new project announced! (And perhaps even more importantly this led me to discovering this photoshoot, via.) He is reuniting with his Disorder co-star Diane Kruger -- y'all have seen Disorder right? It's so good -- for a film called The Writer (thx Mac), which is about a graffiti artist whose work gets stolen from a tunnel and ends up on the auction block. I'm sure much gnashing of teeth about art versus commerce will entail -- hopefully good gnashing. And if y'all have paid attention to Schoenaerts on social media in the past then you probably know he is actually a graffiti artist in real life, so he's probably been dying to get something like this made. Good for him. The dude making the movie is named Matthew Cirulnick  and this will be him directing for the first time, having been a screenwriter before -- he's also really attractive for a screenwriter, so hopefully him and Matthias become a couple and live happily ever after, whilst hot. Now hit the jump for a couple more photos of Matty doing just that...



2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:08 PM

    I just wanted to mention that the original title of the film to which you refer – “Disorder” – is actually “Maryland”, and yes: I own a DVD of it under that title (as well as every single thing Matthias has ever been in).

    SPOILER:

    To prepare for playing a former soldier suffering from PTSD, Matthias virtually eliminated sleep (two hours or less per night) and other physical and mental extremes, so much that he was admitted to intensive care a few times while filming.

    Jason, I can never thank you enough for that video clip you posted in 2022 of him rolling around on a sandy beach with his dog.

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  2. Anonymous2:01 AM

    gosh, these photos are lovely

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