Thursday, August 13, 2026

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Robert Campbell: I'm going to say a couple 
of words to you and I want you to say the 
first thing that comes into your mind. 
Creighton Duke: Okay. 
Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees. 
Creighton Duke: That makes me think of a little girl 
in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.

Happy 33 to Jason Goes To Hell today! Yes indeed arguably the worst Friday the 13th movie is celebrating its "Jesus Year" as of today and it couldn't have happened to a better worse movie. Okay, truth-time: I haven't re-watched this movie in at least a decade. It's so fucking bad y'all. And yet, on the other hand -- it's also got the best male nudity of the entire series thanks to the exquisite Michael Silver. So, you know, two hands in the bush or whatever.


3 comments:

  1. Having rewatched it somewhat recently (along with all of the films in the series - I am a glutton for punishment), I don't think I'd say it is the worst - That goes to Jason Takes Manhattan - but it sure is the weirdest of the series.

    I do wish more of them had the gratuitous male nudity that this one had though

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  2. I have a soft spot for Jason Takes Manhattan even though I know it is REAL BAD. It was one I watched a lot as a 13-year-old for some reason so it carries a lot of nostalgia. But I can't argue with anyone saying it's the worst. But at least it has Jason in it! AND he punches a guy's head off lol

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    1. That kill is an all-timer, for sure. Several of the latter ones are hot garbage, but they have some great kills in them.

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