This was a pretty obvious post for me to do two days ago when the photoshoot of The Iron Claw stars Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson dropped in EW -- the fact that I didn't do it then I am blaming on Jeremy Allen White's abs. I was distracted. (See the entire photo-shoot here.) The Iron Claw, which was directed by the great Sean Durkin of Martha Marcy May Marlene fame, tells the infamous true-life story of the Von Erich pro-wrestling family -- I posted the trailer right here; it's out on December 22nd. All that said I suppose that leaves the obvious I missed two days ago -- with Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson standing in front of you which one would you throw against the ropes for a single spectacular night of passion (do), which would you toss out of the ring altogether (dump), and which would you slap a big belt on and strap yourself to forever (marry)? Answer in the comments!
Do Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris. Easy.
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ReplyDeleteI agree with Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteDo Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris.
Do Jeremy. What was the rest of the question?
ReplyDeleteDo Zac (once will have to suffice), Dump Harris (sorry, twunk), Marry Jeremy (long-term Do)
ReplyDeleteSorry but these were miscast. Efron has a good build, obviously, and White has built up, but they are simply too small. The Von Erichs were 6’2 and 6’4, and big—I.e. not lanky like a swimmer. The only shorter brother who was in the 5’8” range was too fragile to make it in pro wrestling (his asthma medication made his bones title).
ReplyDeleteThat aside, I would definitely do Zac.
So Jeremy, Dump Zac, Marry Harris. Easy.
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ReplyDeleteWhat do you think of Dempsey as this year’s sexiest?
Do: Jeremy
ReplyDeleteDump: Harris
Marry: Zac
Zac Efron!
ReplyDeleteDo: Zac
ReplyDeleteMarry: Harris
Dump: Jeremy
I don't know that I'd want to marry any of them, but definitely do Jeremy and Harris and dump Zac, who's starting to look like he's generated by AI.
ReplyDeleteDo Harris, Dump Zefron, and Marry Jeremy.
ReplyDeleteZac needs to lay off the steroids. They’ve altered the shape of his face, and not in a good way.
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ReplyDeletei would Do Harris, Marry Jeremy, and Dump Zac. Jeremy is too dreamy to not put a ring on him. probably do Harris a few times extra if Jeremy allows it and was never fond of Zac.
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