Wednesday, November 08, 2023

Do Dump or Marry: 3 Wrestling Bros


This was a pretty obvious post for me to do two days ago when the photoshoot of The Iron Claw stars Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson dropped in EW -- the fact that I didn't do it then I am blaming on Jeremy Allen White's abs. I was distracted. (See the entire photo-shoot here.) The Iron Claw, which was directed by the great Sean Durkin of Martha Marcy May Marlene fame, tells the infamous true-life story of the Von Erich pro-wrestling family -- I posted the trailer right here; it's out on December 22nd. All that said I suppose that leaves the obvious I missed two days ago -- with  Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, and Harris Dickinson standing in front of you which one would you throw against the ropes for a single spectacular night of passion (do), which would you toss out of the ring altogether (dump), and which would you slap a big belt on and strap yourself to forever (marry)? Answer in the comments!


17 comments:

  1. Do Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris. Easy.

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  2. Anonymous1:48 PM

    Do Do Do

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  3. I agree with Jennifer.

    Do Jeremy, Dump Zefron, and Marry Harris.

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  4. Do Jeremy. What was the rest of the question?

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  5. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Do Zac (once will have to suffice), Dump Harris (sorry, twunk), Marry Jeremy (long-term Do)

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  6. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Sorry but these were miscast. Efron has a good build, obviously, and White has built up, but they are simply too small. The Von Erichs were 6’2 and 6’4, and big—I.e. not lanky like a swimmer. The only shorter brother who was in the 5’8” range was too fragile to make it in pro wrestling (his asthma medication made his bones title).

    That aside, I would definitely do Zac.

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  7. Anonymous3:19 PM

    So Jeremy, Dump Zac, Marry Harris. Easy.

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  8. Anonymous3:20 PM

    *Do

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  9. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Do HD dump ZE Mary JAW

    What do you think of Dempsey as this year’s sexiest?

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  10. Do: Jeremy
    Dump: Harris
    Marry: Zac

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  11. Do: Zac
    Marry: Harris
    Dump: Jeremy

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  12. I don't know that I'd want to marry any of them, but definitely do Jeremy and Harris and dump Zac, who's starting to look like he's generated by AI.

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  13. Spiorad Saor7:23 PM

    Do Harris, Dump Zefron, and Marry Jeremy.

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  14. Zac needs to lay off the steroids. They’ve altered the shape of his face, and not in a good way.

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  16. Anonymous3:44 PM

    i would Do Harris, Marry Jeremy, and Dump Zac. Jeremy is too dreamy to not put a ring on him. probably do Harris a few times extra if Jeremy allows it and was never fond of Zac.

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