Life's A Beach

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If you'd been anywhere within half a mile of my apartment last night you'd have heard the weirdest squeals and screeches coming from my window and for once it's not because of, you know, those reasons -- no, I was watching a new horror movie! A new horror movie called The Beach House. Now I'm technically embargoed on reviewing The Beach House until next week but let me just whisper in your slippery little ears that you should probably circle July 9th, the date this movie hits Shudder, on your calendars in bold red ink. Or even more appropriately black squid ink, if you've got it...

I'm pissed off at myself for missing this one when it screened at the Brooklyn Horror Fest last fall -- The Beach House is from newcomer director Jeffrey A. Brown and stars Liana Liberato and Noah Le Gros as Emily and Randall, a college-aged couple on edge who head to the titular sandy destination for some relaxation slash relationship conversation, only to discover that the cottage was double-booked by an older couple. From there...

... things happen. Probably not the things you're imagining! Now I'm gonna share the trailer below but I'll warn you -- the trailer shows too much, and I suggest you don't watch it. Just sit on your hands until July 9th (I'm sure you can make that entertaining) and watch the movie then, when it hits Shudder! And I promise I'll properly review the movie next week once ye olde embargo is lifted...