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The actor James Norton celebrated his 35th birthday this past Saturday and as he did I in turn stumbled upon the above image (via) of him alongside his Little Women co-stars (male edition) which had somehow escaped my eyeballs last fall when it was that movie that was ravaging us instead of a plague. Oh to be ravaged by a quaint Louisa May Alcott adaptation once more! Them were the days. Anyway I did a search through MNPP's archives, fully expecting I did one of these at the time, but I didn't? I did not? Which is insane. And so today in Norton's honor I will right that wrong -- I ask you to in the comments "Do, Dump or Marry" your picks between Mr. Norton (see more of him here), Monsieur Louis Garrel (see more of him here) and Sir Timothée Chalamet (see more of him here). Now make like a March Sister and have at it...
Dump Chalamet (it hurts but I got to)
ReplyDeleteDo Norton
Marry Garell
Do Chalamet
ReplyDeleteDump Garell
Marry Norton
Do Garell
ReplyDeleteDump Chalamet (I just don't get the appeal at all)
Marry Norton
This is the easiest DDM ever:
ReplyDeleteDO Louis (sexhair king)
DUMP James (bland, sorry)
MARRY Timothée (*heart eyes*)
Do Garrell (too easy a pick)
ReplyDeleteDump Chalamet (same)
Marry Norton
Do Norton
ReplyDeleteDump Chalamet (he’s too skinny, it scares me)
Mary Garrell
DO Chalamet and DO so slowly, tenderly, and for a weekend
ReplyDeleteDUMP Garrell
MARRY Norton (with Chalamet as Best Man)
Move to Oklahoma and do a sister wives (brother husbands??) situation with the three of them. Call me Bill Paxton.
ReplyDeleteDump Chalamet (or I'll be making love to a bag of bones!)
ReplyDeleteDo Garrell
Marry Norton
do norton
ReplyDeletedump chalamet
marry garrell
do friedrich
dump john brooke
marry laurie $
Do - Norton
ReplyDeleteDump - Garrel
Marry - Chalamet (being married we can “do” it all the time!”
Do James Norton, dump Garrel and the little boy(ICK), marry the Vicar!
ReplyDeleteDo Norton (a lot)
ReplyDeleteDUMP Chalet (it ended at CMBYN)
Marry Garrel
DO - Norton (duh)
ReplyDeleteDUMP- Chalamet (sorry Timmy)
MARRY- Garrel (if only)
I would be riding Norton so long, I'd forget about the other two!
ReplyDeleteBut ...
ReplyDeleteWhat is Jason's picks?
LOL you're gonna make me play too? Okay okay, fine!
ReplyDeleteThis one is incredibly difficult for me too, dammit, but I'll play.
DO -- James
DUMP -- Timmy
MARRY -- Louis
And hope that Timmy and I could still be friends after I dump him.
I'd wrap my legs so tightly around James Norton he'd either have to marry me or die. He'd better decide while I'm doing him. So James Norton for all of em.
ReplyDeleteDo Garrel
ReplyDeleteDump Chalamet - go find Waldo!
Marry Norton - he's so raw in Happy Valley
This is such a great 'thread'.
ReplyDeleteI'd use it to weave a big quilt for a 3some for me Timmy and Jimmy.
Do Timmy
ReplyDeleteMarry Louis
Dump Norton