Monday, April 20, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Violet: What would you say are the most
effective means to fight depression?
Thor: Beer?
Frank: No, beer's a downer! Cocktails! Hard
liqueur and spirits is what really gives you a lift. 

Surprisingly he hasn't but doesn't it seem like our beloved Billy Magnussen, who's turning 35 today, should have played characters named "Thor" more than just once by now? I don't even mean the superhero -- although I'd have loved to have seen Billy's take on the Thunder God. He just... looks like a Thor. More specifically in the way of Chris Zylka's character called "Thor" in Gregg Araki's Kaboom, I mean. Which is also definitely a character Billy could've played!

Basically what I am saying is give us the Billy Magnussen Thor Universe we deserve, dammit. On that note if y'all would like to do a "Do Dump or Marry" for Chris Hemsworth, Billy Magnussen, and Chris Zylka (loads more Zylka at this link) in the comments right now I wouldn't put up much of a fight about it!

6 comments:

  1. Do Hemsworth, Dump Zylka, Marry Billy! Aside from being so adorable he always comes across as a nice guy who also seems to have a brain in his head.

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  2. I'm sick to death of seeing Hemsworth all over the place - he's totally over-exposed - but I'd have to do him just because...
    Dump Billy because meh...
    So that leaves Zylka to marry; I could do a lot worse

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  3. Matty4:20 PM

    Same as Joel: Do Hemsworth, Marry Billy, Dump Zylka.

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  4. blondes aren't really my thing but if you forced me...

    dump zylka
    do billy [oh, the enthusiasm]
    marry hemsworth [for the eventual alimony]

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  5. I'm with Par...Blondes, especially hairless blondes, are not my cup o' tea.

    So...

    Dump Zylka
    Do Magnussen
    Marry Hemsworth

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  6. oraclex6:09 PM

    Do Zylka
    Dump Hemsworth
    Marry Magnussen

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