Thursday, July 18, 2019

Crawl in 150 Words or Less

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Sleek as an alligator hand-purse on a high fashion runway Crawl is fat-less and smells great flying by -- goes down quick as a model's mint lunch and comes back up just as fast and fine and slick with delicious belly slime. Establishing bullshit is elbowed out of the way, a Wal-mart shopper on overdrive with the sales-rack clean before her -- she knows what she wants, she gon' git it, even if she has to shove a baby stroller down the steps on her way to that empty caloric bliss. You know the shot of the T-Rex gulping full goat, Jurassic appetizer? Crawl's all that and a bag of chips in a bloody underwater bodega. I licked my fat lips after, chip dust be damned.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jason, not related to Crawl, but what film is this weeks header photograph from? If the rest of the film is like the still, I nominate it for a "Five Frames From?" entry!

Jason Adams said...

It's from the Netflix movie Velvet Buzzsaw, Anon

michaelmurmur said...

So much fun and the lead actress did a great job. Friday night cheesy fun!