Once Upon Brad Pitt's Abs

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Following up what felt like a "trailer" to me back in March but which was billed as a "teaser" they've just released a "trailer" that doesn't feel like any more of a "trailer" than that earlier one did, which is to say they both do. This one just makes the Charlie Manson connection clearer, and gives us Shirtless Brad Pitt, although the first time I look askance at being given Shirtless Brad Pitt will be the last time. Anyway the film is quite literally having its premiere screening at Cannes right this very second, so we'll hear stuff within a couple of hours I assume. But not spoilers! No spoilers, says Quentin! (And the fact that he is talking about spoilers so plainly makes me think my long-held theory about him changing history a la Basterds is definitely coming true.)

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood premieres 

for the rest of us yokels on July 26TH. 

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