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May is officially here and the flowers are blooming and my allergies are whinging and the bees are swarming... oh, have I mentioned that I hate flowers? I know I photograph them an awful lot on my Instagram for them to be something I dislike but in case you haven't noticed I am full of such crazy-person contradictions. Mostly I dislike them (besides the bee thing) because I know when they're showing their sinister little faces it means Summer is nigh, and Summer can suck it - I'm a Winter Guy. Oh well. There's no fighting it for a couple months so let's try to be positive, and what better way than me making a list of...
My Five Favorite Movie / TV Flowers
The Cemetery Flowers Denis Lavant eats in Holy Motors
Tilda Swinton's Sex Flowers in I Am Love
Josh Hartnett's Horny Orchid in 40 Days & 40 Nights
Allan Payne's Petal Bed in Jason's Lyric
Carol's "Look at the flowers, Lizzie" on The Walking Dead
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Masturbation with the green stuff from Pink Narcissus!
ReplyDeleteI am secure enough in my masculinity to say the flowers from ET.
ReplyDeleteBright Star, the entire movie is like one big flower!
ReplyDeleteI forgot how great an ass Allan Payne has / had in that movie!
ReplyDeleteTopic: "Attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Poppies. Poppies." - The Wizard of Oz