Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Which Is Hotter?

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It's not hard looking at that picture to imagine a version of Call Me By Your Name that starred a young Alain Delon as Elio, right? I mean technically it's "hard to imagine" because of the necessity of time-travel that'd call for and whatnot, but other than that, I mean. Anyway Alain is turning 82 today and we're choosing to not pay attention to his shitty anti-gay statements of recent years just for one moment and reflect instead on how many orgasms he's given gay men over the years - it's better that way. Thanks for all of the gay orgasms, Alain! And fuck you, also!
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alain as Elio is giving me feels. Fuck, he was gorgeous.

Bill Carter said...

I hold grudges for ages---To this day, I've never forgiven Michael J. Fox for the "fucking faggot" comments in the original "Teen Wolf" movie, for instance---but Alain Delon!

My god, that face! He's one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Delon's anti-gay comments are pretty shitty, especially when you consider that at the beginning he hustled ANYTHING (male/female) that moved, as long as they could advance his film career!!