Jake Jackman

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How is there not a gay porn star named "Jake Jackman" anyway? I've found my calling! Ha, I'm way too lazy to be a fucking porn star. (That curse is so literal - a "fucking porn star" aka "a porn star who fucks.") Aaaaaanyway (sorry I'm a bit loopy; I just had a bunch of blood drawn at my doctor's office and I'm way lightheaded) when Hugh Jackman posted the shot of himself at Sunday in the Park with George with Jake Gyllenhaal & Annaleigh Ashford yesterday (seen below) I assumed that'd be the only shot we'd see, but no thankfully somebody took a snap of Jake & Hugh alone together too, as God or whoever intended (seen above).