Good Morning, World

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I am not going to hold it against you if you'd never before thought to yourself, "Hi, Self. What I'd like to see today is Hunter Parrish from Weeds and the male model Jon Kortajarena (sidenote: I can finally spell "Kortajarena" without looking it up - yay me!) changing out of tennis whites together in the locker-room after some sweaty sports time." Those are a lot of specific fetishes to fall into place at once - if there's a mathematician in the house I'd love to know what the probability of someone having had that thought before this time would have been. I mean it's probably higher than someone having previously thought to themselves, "Hi, Self. Today I'd like to see Bea Arthur and Dwayne Johnson have a fight to the death on the back of two enormous pink ostriches...." Or maybe not, I don't know what gets you freaks off. (And I hesitate to even spend much time guessing.) Anyway point being Quantico came through for us on something we didn't know we needed in our lives. Go, Quantico.