Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Matthew McConaughey's Ass Sacrifice

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I am posting that there gif of Matthew McConaughey's bare butt in the just-dropped red-band trailer for Gold for you people, because I have very little interest in Matthew McConaughey's bare butt or anything attached to it. I just want that known. But I know some of you will appreciate it - and on its own, as just a butt, it's a fine butt. I will grant you that. Anyway I do have interest in Gold, the movie, because the rest of its cast is cast catnip to my eyeballs -- Corey Stoll! Edgar Ramirez! Toby Kebbell! 

Goodness, goodness, gracious. If I could've I would've just camped myself down underneath the food tables on the set of this film and just grabbed at 'em all. Also does anybody know...

... who the dude on the left is? He pretty too. Okay all that said Gold is from the director of Syriana and it is released on January 27th and here's that trailer:
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5 comments:

Adam said...

Wow. I really hope that is a stunt butt because otherwise he has really been ravaged by time since The Paperboy.

JA said...

In Matt's defense (I can't believe I'm defending that douchebag) he is supposed to be a schlub in this movie, so he clearly gained a bunch of weight. But other than that he has ravaged his body over the past couple of years - losing all that weight for his Oscar AIDS movie fucked him up and he's never looked right since.

Adam said...

Fair point! The things men will do to get an Oscar they don't deserve...

Cutler said...

Corey Stoll has an amazing ass himself!!

JA said...

Yeah no kidding, Cutler!

We'd take that big meaty thing over this one any day