Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Do Dump or Marry - Little Green Balls

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While Novak Djokovic prepares himself to jet into town for my birthday today I must let it be known - hey it's my birthday today! This week has been a black hole here at the blog anyway so you won't notice the difference but I always take it easy on my birthday, so it will be especially black-hole-ish today. 

I will give you this much though -- this weekend I got caught up in Wimbledon-mania (which translates to "I watched a bunch of tennis while googling pictures of the players at the same time") and in that spirit let's do a Do Dump or Marry for these three well-ranked studs. Your choices: Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer, and Rafael Nadal. (I know Nadal shit the bed this year but I found pics of him in a wetsuit so whatcha gonna do?) Take to the comments & let it rip!


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

In this scenario I'm a polygamist. Marry Fed and Nole, Dump Nadal.

George G said...

Well Happy Birthday, you!

Derreck said...

Happy Birthday! I hope Jake buys you something nice.

triggerua said...

Oh this is hard hard hard....Do Nadal, dump Nole and marry Roger. Easy is Happy Birthday!!!! Thanks for my favorite blog.

sowhatelse said...

Happy birthday!
Super easy -- marry Nole, dump the other two.

Anonymous said...

r-i-m Nadal, dump the other two.

Karl said...

Do: Nadal
Dump: Nole
Marry: Federer

billybil said...

This was a tough one. I sort of want to dump them all but, because I'm such a cooperative guy, I'm gonna side with Karl on this:

Do: Nadal
Dump: Djokovic (he seems like such a shit)
Marry: Federer (although I'm not sure we'll last long)

I should probably just Do Federer and not compromise the marriage vow, since it's ours to compromise now.

Gabriel Braga said...

Do fed, marry nadal, dump (with tears in my eyes) nole...

Anonymous said...

I really don't understand the lust people have for Djokovic. He's way too skinny for my tastes but Federer seems like he might have an insufferable ego, so I'll go with dump Fed, do Djokovic, marry Nadal.

Drew said...

I'm so in the minority because I find Nadal repulsive. I mean, he's got a great body, but his whole attitude drives me crazy. So:

Do: Nole
Marry (and do over and over): Fed
Dump: Nadal.

John T said...

Marry Fed, Do Nole, Dump Rafa-worlds easiest decision.