Thursday, April 30, 2015

It's Avenging Time

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I guess I've been so distracted with every single muscle in Zac Efron's torso this week that I haven't had the time to mention that the biggest gosh-darn movie of the year, one I am very excited about at that, is coming out today. Well it's coming out in the United States today, that is - it's already been out for several days in several other countries, and it's already made enough money to buy Zac Efron at least - at least - a couple of times. Anyway I am seeing the movie tonight -- anybody else? If you've seen it already or if you see it in the next 24 hours, take to the comments here and tell me what you thought!
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Making It And Then

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I never got a chance to write up the Tribeca Film Festival talk with director Cary Fukunaga that I attended last week and I'm not going to have the time to right this minute either. But here's a good recap of the highlights at The Playlist, and here's a picture I posted on Instagram. He seem skittish on the topic I most wanted to hear about - his upcoming adaptation of Stephen King's It; he wouldn't cough up much. If I'd had the balls to ask a question I would've asked how they're filming it in New York, but I don't think he would've answered that anyway. 

Moving on, he's just announced another project and it is preeeeeeeety up my alley. He's teaming up with Brokeback Mountain screenwriters Diana Ossana and Larry McMurtry to make a movie about the true-story of the father and son Joe and Jadin Bell. Jadin killed himself at 15 years old after being bullied for coming out; his father Joe then walked across the country, sharing their story. I hadn't heard about this until now but man, this is probably gonna be a rough watch. (thanks Mac)
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I Feel You, Zac

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Okay well I guess all I'm doing this week is alternating between getting my teeth worked on by my dentist and staring at pictures of a half-naked Zac Efron? I suppose if I have to take the former, the latter's a nice thing for the world to hand me in exchange. (via)

Some of these pictures might be repeats that I'm posting; who the hell cares? That means there are too many of them for me to be dainty about sorting through. There are SO MANY.

Good grief, Zac. You're just going for it, aintcha? Bless you. Click here for yesterday's shirtless romp, and click here for the pictures of him in those flesh-colored man-panties the day before. And then hit the jump for nearly 40 more pics of Zac...
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Here There Be Cooties

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There be the second awesome poster for the upcoming Elijah Wood horror movie called Cooties; you can see the first awesome one right here. That posted was released about a year and a half ago when the movie played Sundance 2014, and we're so happy there's finally new news on this movie! We were wondering about it just recently, even. Anyway word is the flick - which star Elijah and Allison Pill as kindergarten teachers whose students turn into baby zombies - is getting released "into select theaters & VOD on September 18th." It's also opening the Stanley Film Festival (named after Mr. Kubrick) in Colorado tonight, so I'm guessing people there will be sharing their opinions, too.
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

A photo posted by Tom HardyⓂ️ (@the_hardyclan) on

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... doing big business with Tom Hardy.
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Just Hugh & His Shadow

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We should all be so lonely as to have just Hugh Jackman for company, but there's something kind of lonely about these pictures (via) of Hugh half-naked at the beach in Hawaii isn't there? Once you get past the scorching hotness, I mean. 

Just him and his hired paparazzi out on a life-raft - no family or friends around. I mean maybe Hugh's friends with the dude he hires to take these pictures. Hell maybe he's "friends" with him. Who knows what's really going on in this dude's real, anyway.

It always comes across as fairly manufactured. It's weird though, i find it hard to hold it against Hugh. A grudge, I mean, specifically - there are lots of things I could hold against Hugh that would also get hard, but let's not get into that, specifically. Hit the jump for nearly 20 more pics...

Bosom Brothers

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The first trailer for Legend, the movie that's got Tom Hardy playing the Kray twins (see previous posts here and here), has arrived and sure enough it's filled to the brim with hot Hardy on Hardy action. Well not literally unfortunately, they're keeping the twincest for late in the marketing game, I guess. 

Okay the Krays weren't actually incestuous (not that I've heard) but one of them (Ronnie) was bisexual... actually he was probably full-tilt gay, but this being the 1950s or so he was already getting away with plenty. Kingsman stud Taron Egerton's playing one of Ronnie's boyfriend I guess, and according to DH he calls the movie "aggresively sexual" so um yeah let's look forward to that then!

The 1990 movie The Krays (which is available to stream on Netflix now, by the way) was big in my formative years - my parents thought I was watching a good old fashioned gangster movie but plopped down in the middle: gay stuff!

Let's hope Tom can do for today's thirteen year old what that earlier movie did for me. (not that today's thirteen year old have as hard of a time finding gay stuff as I did, the lucky little assholes.) Anyway let's watch the trailer!
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There's one shot they really should've left out, though...

In theory the sight of two Tom Hardys smashing up against one lucky man in the middle (that man being Christopher Eccleston here) should've been the trailer's highlight, but they need to work on their face-transplant special effects some more because goddamn Tom-Hardy-on-the-left's face is scary!

AHHHHH!!!!

Okay that's better Tom & Taron playing with their guns in the backseat of a car, that I can deal with. Wipe the scary uncanny CG face memory away like it never happened.
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Good Morning, Sam

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Well we started the week of with naked Sam Heughan
we might as well finish it off that way too. 
And speaking of finishing things off...

... I guess Outlander already did that with Sam. Sigh. I really wish I'd liked the show when I tried to watch it. Oh well. Anyway it's Sam's 35th birthday today, so hit the jump for a couple more o-face gifs with which we all can celebrate!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Quote of the Day

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I'm well past pretending I haven't been spending all day today drawing loopy pink-tinged renditions of my own name mixed up with Matthias Schoenaerts in my notebook like an heart-eyed lovestruck fan-girl, so just go with me, this one's worth it - EW interviewed Matthias about Far From the Madding Crowd (which I just review slash swooned over right here) and other stuff (thanks Mac)... other stuff like this bit, as if I needed more fuel for my adoration-fire:

"Schoenaerts has an affinity for European auteurs such as Vinterberg and fellow Belgian, Michaël R. Roskam, the director of Bullhead and The Drop. But one of the ways he perfected his English was by watching American movies, and you can gleam a lot about his artistic sensibility from which filmmaker he’d most love to work with: “David Lynch has the most unique look on life of any director in the world. If I was told I could only be in one more movie in my lifetime, I’d want to be in his.” Asked what is his favorite Lynch film, Schoenaerts runs through the director’s filmography before settling on his G-rated 1999 fable, The Straight Story. Might they work together? “I hope so. I met him at his house, which is crazy because it’s the Lost Highway house. We were driving up and the assistant tells me, ‘There’s his house,’ and I was like”—he feigns a valley girl twang—‘Oh my God! Am I really getting in there?’”
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Sweep Me Up Movie

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Sometimes the precise right movie for the precise right moment and the precise right mood just hits you wham like a freight-train and there's no arguing with it, ya know what I mean? I'd spent the past couple of weeks watching small, mostly-indifferently-shot indies at the Tribeca Film Festival, starring nobodies and/or slumming somebodies. I saw some good stuff but as soon as the opening credits began to roll on Thomas Vinterberg's Far From the Madding Crowd last night I knew I was thirsty - my eyes and all of my senses were so so thirsty - for a Movie Movie. 

I was thirsty for romance and beautiful people in great big costumes and sets telling a great big goddamn sweeping story. I wanted grand emotions flushing their cheeks, I wanted honey-glazed sun-dapple grazing on wheat, I wanted a cast of a thousand sheep, multiple dog actors, mustachioed military molestation - I wanted it all, and I got it all, and I drank down every drop like a dying man.

On my more honest side I could tell the movie was running through Thomas Hardy's epic plot like an Olympic sprinter with the flames of Hell on his heels - there are moments when the bigness of the moments coming one after the other after the other right on top of each other becomes too much, comedic even. Characters spend a whole lot of time explaining plot points that by necessity we've had to skip over - Carey Mulligan will walk up to Matthias Schoenaerts at the start of a scene and be like, "Hey how about [this] and [this also] having happened in the past [amount of time] since the last scene cut off? That was something, huh? As for now..."

But I didn't care. The other options were either making the story smaller or making the film move at a slower pace, and I didn't want any of that nonsense. At just shy of two hours it stuffs in a miraculous amount of story and flies, simply flies, on a great big beautiful pair of gilded wings. I can't even tell you guys how into it all I was. I've loved Carey Mulligan since day one and I've never let go (no not ever; I even think she acquits herself just fine in the great big brassy mess Baz made out of The Great Gatsby) and she's just lovely here, a head-strong romantic heroine to root for. She makes Bathsheba's romantic flailings feel of one complicated but exact person, simultaneously practical and passionate.

And who can blame her with the men she's got beating down her door? Director Thomas Vinterberg makes a case for each and every one of her three suitors and you're as helpless and lost as she is amid Matthias Schoenaerts, Michael Sheen, and Tom Sturridge. Tom, pin-prick lithe with the reddest of lips set off against the reddest of uniforms, is practically the romance novel version of a million dollar special effect, slinking in and out on a thrum of sex and danger and all of the exact wrong at the exact right time. You know in your heart of hearts you should not be buying what he's selling, but you wanna believe!

But it's Matthias, from that lusciously sun-dappled frame one, that it's clear we're on a crash course destiny collision with, and the great big Belgian's a lover and a dreamer's dream come true at every turn. He's Westley from The Princess Bride ("As you wish") dropped into the tree-trunk frame of a prize-fighter - he is our battlement, a one-man wall shielding us from all storms... and yet so precise and delicate at the same time that he'll make your knees spin out from under you just on the off-chance he might sweep you up and carry you off. And he will. Of course he will! And you'll love every damn second of it.

Far From the Madding Crowd is in theaters this Friday - see pictures I took of director Thomas Vinterberg and actor Matthias Schoenaerts at last night's Film Society screening Q&A right here.
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Hand Me My Leather, Donald Glover

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I had totally forgotten that Donald Glover was in Magic Mike XXL, but there he is, strutting his sexy ass across his own one-sheet. It's nice that the sequel added some color to the ranks (and not just to fight off the Chocolate City competition) - Donald's been an underrated hot piece for quite some time, but we've been on his gratuitous case since the start. His Community bromance with Joel McHale clearly helps. (And man I wish Joel was putting the XX in XXL.) Click here for previous Donald gratuity, and click here and here for the previous XXL posts featuring Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum, and Joe Manganiello, amongst others.
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... thumbing it with Bob De Niro.

Further shenanigans from the set of Dirty Grandpa! Now we're finally finding out what's so "dirty" about this grandpa... and it's his finger. I suppose you win an Oscar, you can do whatever the hell you want to with your thumb. (Just ask Helen Mirren.)

Besides that JJ also posted some extra bonus shirtless pictures from the set - and if you missed yesterday's post wherein Zac romped around in flesh-colored underpants, you'll want to click here. And go on and hit the jump for the new ones...

All The Ryan Phillippe News You Can Abuse

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These pictures of Ryan half-naked on that current show of his (via) might've been better used as tomorrow's "Good Morning, World" post but I don't feel like waiting to post on the two bits of RyPhil news floating about so we'll just use these as illustration anyway. Consider it "Good Afternoon Delight, World" then. 

Aaaanyway first bit! We finally have a release date for the long-awaited director's cut of the 1998 sex-n-disco flick 54! (See previous posts here and here.) It's getting put out onto "Digital HD" on June 2nd, says Vulture. Thing is, last night that link said it would be released via "VOD" but by this morning they changed it - can someone school me on the difference between "Digital HD" and "VOD" then? Does "Digital HD" mean a specific place, like iTunes? I feel so un-hip, not knowing the lingo.

Okay second bit! Ryan was on Howard Stern this morning - and am I nuts or is he on that show all the time? I feel like I'm always reading about him being on Howard Stern. I could see them getting along though - and I guess he said that he's in talks with Netflix and Marvel right now about playing... somebody. He didn't say who. At that link they're speculating he could be playing Iron Fist, which is one of the four big characters they're creating shows for (they already did Daredevil; next up Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage. I don't know anything about Iron Fist - anybody wanna school me on that too? Take me to school, folks!
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Which Is Hotter?

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Daniel Day-Lewis: Ponce or Punk?
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Which is hotter? Daniel Day-Lewis as...

... Cecil in A Room With a View0%
... Johnny in My Beautiful Laundrette0%

A happy 58th birthday to DDL today!
That's one year for every Oscar right?
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The Book of Luke

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Well that there is a perfectly wonderful picture of Luke Wilson that I've never seen before. He really oughta play up his sexiness more often - he is good at it when he tries. (See previous such successes here and here.) Anyway that picture's a nice distraction from what I'm getting at, which is pointing you in the direction of my two last reviews from the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival for The Film Experience (I might actually write up a few more films that I saw still, but those will be here at MNPP), one of which stars Luke Wilson and Olivia Wilde as the parents of a disappeared kid. That one is called Meadlowland. The second review is for the Welsh teen suicide fever dream Bridgend, which won a whole bunch of inexplicable-to-me awards at the fest. I didn't much love either of these movies, but Luke Wilson's pretty good in the former. Even if yet again he refuses to trade in on his low-key sex appeal. Come on, Luke. Flaunt it!
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Pics of the Day

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Yes that is your truly on the left standing beside the one the only Matthias Schoenaerts. I'm still hyperventilating a bit. As I told you last night I was going to see him and director Thomas Vinterberg do a Q&A for their new film Far From the Madding Crowd at the Film Society here in NYC - well I came I saw I came again. The above is a slightly (very slightly) different picture than the one I posted on Instagram last night - click over there for that plus two more pictures of Matthias and Vinterberg on stage.

But hark, I took so many pictures last night, so so many, I'll share a few more here because what else am I going to do with them? I will review the movie a little later today - I have got things to say about it. But back to the starfuckery! I never ever have the guts to ask anybody for pictures at these things but I was standing in the lobby waiting for my boyfriend and Matthias was in the lobby posing for pictures with other people and I was just watching, agog, at it. Then this one woman asked me if I could take her picture with Matthias and handed me her camera and that was enough to snap me into action.

Twas only a moment, but he was very friendly, and yes we have our arms around each other's backs. We are married now, in other words. Anyway the Q&A itself was one of the better ones I've been too - no bullshit, good questions (Eugene Hernandez always gives good interview). I'll probably work some of that into my review when I get to it. In summation, MATTHIAS FOREVER. The end.
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