Today I'd rather be...
... fighting caged heat with Shia.
I can't remember who it was that told me about his attraction-repulsion with the archetype of the "Crazy Girl" - you know, the "Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction"s of the world; the wild fucks who'll boil your bunny rabbit, and the appeal that can queerly have. I suppose straight women have the same thing - it's why all the bad boys beating down their doors in Lifetime movies are played by mega-hunks. Anyway I'm usually drama-free (I have enough craziness of my own, thank you very much) but I have to say - I get it finally! I have my own version!
Because it wasn't until Shia LaBeouf went straight-up feral that I saw some appeal, and the hairier and smellier and weirder that he gets, the stronger my attraction's becoming. These gifs are from the new Sia video; you can get on your knees and hit the jump for the video plus more gifs...
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Am I the only one who thinks this clown is creepy? He looks like he never takes a shower and smells bad, too!
ReplyDeleteI am with you on every word JA
ReplyDeleteIt's gotten to the point that if you admit you find this guy attractive it's like saying you fuck goats on Sundays. He's never lost his appeal for me. Hell, before I saw all the "Oscar" movies this year, on my blog I had Shia on my top 5 Best Supporting Actor list for his work in NYMPHOMANIC PART 1 for the very reasons Anonymous sites in his comment. He is so creepy, dirty, smelly, sexy in that part and yet so normal as well that I think it's great work. I just got a real kick out of watching his video on Nathaniel's THE FILM EXPERIENCE so it was great to see it here too. I gotta agree with my two favorite bloggers - bring on the feral, Mr. LeBeouf, cause I love watching it! And yeah, I'd hit it - for sure!
ReplyDeleteI would totally wreck his credit.
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