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You guys. You guys! How the heck did I never do a Do Dump or Marry post for the fellas of Foxcatcher? How does that even (not) happen? That's insane! Well let's do it right now and pretend it's in honor of the film's nominations at The Golden Globes then. Foxcatcher stars Channing Tatum, Steve Carell, and Mark Ruffalo -- one of them you must roll around on the mat with for just one night (Do), one of them you must forfeit the match with altogether (Dump), and one of them you get to pin down for life (Marry).
Take your answer to the comments!
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That's just impossibly mean.
ReplyDeleteI can dump not one of these gents. I must do them all. And marry them in, in respectable turn, to manifest my own "big love" for them all.
May it be so.
BIGAMY FOREVER!!!
ReplyDeleteDo Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDump Tatum
Marry Carell
dump down syndrome and fatty channing.
ReplyDeletedo steve with a pillow over his face.
marry mark and HOPE his cute dead brother comes back as a ghost and haunts your asshole.
-mikey
I'm with Jake
ReplyDeleteDo Ruffalo (because DAMN!)
Dump Channing (because cute but too young)
Marry Carrell (because hot furry daddy)
Can we toss them all? Sure we can, the cliff's big enough!
ReplyDeleteOff you go, boys!
Now, where's Matt Bomer?
Do Carell
ReplyDeleteDump Tatum
Marry Ruffalo.
Side note: Some people complained that in "The Kids Are All Right" that Juliane Moore's lesbian character wouldn't have an affair with a man. I beg to differ. As sexy as Mark Ruffalo was in that movie, I'm surprised I'm not sleeping with him RIGHT NOW.
Do Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDump Carell
Marry Tatum
Do Tatum, Dump Steve and Marry Mark. Easiest one, yet.
ReplyDeleteDO Channing Tatum. I want those stripper moves used on me.
ReplyDeleteDUMP Steve Carrell. Sorry about it.
MARRY Mark Ruffalo. He seems like a mellow guy that smoked the ganja. My kind of man
I'm with Prospero.
ReplyDeleteDo Channing - I know, I know...but damn he can work that boyish dumb jock thing PLUS he's not that dumb in "real life"!!
Dump Carell - although I bet he'd be awfully fun and sexy for an afternoon trist in the Beverly Hills HOtel
Marry RUffalo - sexy, sweet and a tiny bit wicked - my kind of husband
Damn mikey! You so cruel! lol
Easy. Do Channing, Dump Steve, Marry Mark.
ReplyDeleteAnd in honor of "Exodus" opening weekend: Do Edgerton, Dump Bale, Marry Sigourney.
DO: Channing
ReplyDeleteDUMP: Ruffalo (but i'd marry him before tatum)
MARRY: Carell (honest to god i find him the most sexy of all three of these foxes)
Do Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDump Carell
Marry Tatum (he's got the most good years left lol)
Do Channing
ReplyDeleteDump Mark
Marry Steve
Do Channing, marry Mark and Steve and live in bigamy.
ReplyDeleteDo Steve - I bet that would be lots of fun
ReplyDeleteDump Channing - sorry, kiddo. You don't make the cut in this field.
Marry Mark. - Because Duh.