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The Normal Heart airs on HBO in 46 days - that's May 25th if you don't have a time calculator on you - and so the boys starring in the long long looong gestating Larry Kramer adaptation have taken to the cover of this month's Hollywood Reporter for a long long looong story about that long long looong process. (Alright yes I cut off Jim Parsons from the cover there but this series demands a trio, and also I can't stand Jim Parsons and that goddamned unfunny show of his.) As an aside I just remembered I never linked to the most recent trailer for the movie, which features this Bomer Bottoming insinuation...
... so clearly, go watch that. And don't forget the previous trailer, with the kissing. Never forget. Anyway it seems a good time to ask y'all to Do Dump or Marry these fellas right about now then.You have Mark Ruffalo, Matthew Bomer, and taylor Kitsch to choose from. Pretend your Ryan Murphy and the casting couch is spread before you, and have at it in the comments!
Do Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDump Bomer
Marry Kitsch
I feel like I will be the only person to answer that way.
Marry Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDo Kitsch
Dump Bomer
Although it's a hard choice and Matt is beautiful
RUDE. But I'd have to:
ReplyDeleteDo: Bomer
Dump: Kitsch
Marry: Ruffalo
Do: Bomer
ReplyDeleteDump: Ruffalo
Marry: Kitsch
Do Kitsch
ReplyDeleteDump Ruffalo
Marry Bomer
Do - Kitsch
ReplyDeleteDump - Ruffalo
Marry - Bomer
Marry Bomer
ReplyDeleteDump Ruffalo
And Do Kitsch
-j
The dumpee is easy-Taylor Kitsch.
ReplyDeleteIn a perfect world I'd marry both Matt and Mark and have them live on different coasts. But in lieu of that.
Marry Matt Bomer
Do Mark Ruffalo
Do Mark Ruffalo. He looks like he's great in the sack.
ReplyDeleteDump Taylor Kitsch. He wouldn't know where to put it in.
Marry Matt Bomer in a NY minute. Look at him. No really, LOOK AT HIM.
Do I really have to dump one of them??? LOL ok ok:
ReplyDeleteDO-MATT BOMER
DUMP-TAYLOR KITSCH
MARRY-MARK RUFFALO
Spit-roasted by Kitsch and Boomer.
ReplyDeleteCuddle with Ruffalo.
I'd do AND marry Bomer. And dump the other two.
ReplyDeleteEasy for me:
ReplyDeleteDo Taylor Kitsch
Dump Matt Bomer
Marry Mark Ruffalo
The only one that does it for me is Mark Ruffalo. Don't care for the other two. Ruffalo has all the qualities of a perfect man! Always had a thing for him.
ReplyDeleteeasy one,
ReplyDeleteDo Kitsch
Dump Ruffalo
Marry Bomer
Do Ruffalo - he's so cute and cuddly
ReplyDeleteDump Kitch - does nothing for me
Marry Bomer - mine for all eternity
Marry - Matt Bomer (Simply the most stunning gay man on this planet imo)
ReplyDeleteDo & Dump - Both Ruffalo & Kitsh (They're attractive to a degree and...)
Dump Bomer, because I just don't get it. Yeah he's talented blah blah blah.
ReplyDeleteDo Kitsch, hopefully IN his John Carter costume.
Marry Mark Ruffalo, because Mark Ruffalo.