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Dunno if you saw this image that I tweeted last night of Ben Affleck getting publicly gang-banged by the Brothers Hemsworth at an Oscar party, but man alive it makes me seethe with jealous rage. So y'all take to the comments and "Do Dump or Marry" them for me please, and while you're there everybody Dump Ben Affleck and make me a little less ragey. Thanks.
Do Liam
ReplyDeleteDump Chris
Marry Ben
Duh...
Do Liam
ReplyDeleteDump Ben Whofleck
Marry Chris
Do Ben
ReplyDeleteDump Liam
Marry Chris
Liam would be like Chris, but... ya know, not? Unless he's joining in, why go for the second fiddle?
Dump Ben (easy choice, never found him attractive)
ReplyDeleteSince the Hemsworths look alike to me I'll take my grandmother's advice and marry the older one and keep the younger one as a lover.
"Publicly gangbanged by the Brothers Hemsworth" is a phrase I've shamelessly used in my life.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the three of you above -
ReplyDelete- Dump Ben (he's good looking but I never found him sexy)
- Do Liam (Great body like his brother's but not a fan of his face)
- Marry Chris (Truly a God!)
Dump Liam. Ugh, he's so underwhelming.
ReplyDeleteDo Chris. Sweet mother of Jesus. I have a physical reaction whenever I see him in anything.
Marry Ben. He's kind of hot in an Argo-scruffy kind of way. Plus, he will get me one step closer to Matt Damon. A very essential step.
no one ever believes me but Ben tried to pick me up at the old Virgin Rec in LA once about 10 years ago. It was very obvious what he was up to - I regret I didn't follow through so that at least I'd know what his dick looks like. OH I'd marry Ben & dump both of the others
ReplyDeletedo liam dump ben marry chris
ReplyDeleteDump them all. None of them do a thing for me.
ReplyDeleteDo Chris(Thor made only)
ReplyDeleteDump Ben. Sorry about it. Not gonna see that shitty Vs. movie.
Marry Liam. Yes, ma'am.
Do Ben
ReplyDeleteDump Liam
Marry Chris
Do Chris (for a blonde change of pace)
ReplyDeleteDump Liam
and Marry Ben. Oh yes, Ben.