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Tiny Furniture (2010)

Keith: These guys are such fucking dirt bags, man. 

I'm just sitting there, trying to read my book,
and they're all crowded around
watching "cum omelette" on someone's iPhone.

Aura: What is "cum omelette"? 

Keith: A porn video. 

Aura: What happens in it? 

Keith: Pretty self explanatory. 

I wish David Call (Keith in Tiny Furniture) would show up on Girls. He and Adam Driver and/or Christopher Abbott could fool around. Lena owes us some gay stuff since she had the gay dude put his penis in Brian Williams' daughter last episode.