Before she gets herself bitten by Dracula and becomes "A bitch of the Devil! A whore of darkness!", Mina's best friend Lucy (Sadie Frost) is in the middle of a conundrum - she's got three very different very fine suitors all clamoring for her hand. (Let's be nice and say it's her "hand" they're clamoring for.) They are the rich Texan Quincey Morris (played by the dreamy Billy Campbell), who always carries an extra-big Bowie knife where ever he goes...
... the would-be-Lord Arthur Holmwood (played by the still dreamy at this point Cary Elwes)...
... and the asylum-keeper Dr. John "Jack" Seward (played by the, uh, Richard E. Grant).
Just before succumbing to vampire-fever Lucy picks Arthur since he's the responsible pick that her family will most approve of (showing she's not nearly the wild thing she pretends to be, just before being turned into the wild thing anyway), but let's pretend it's our choice to make: Which one would you put on the frill-necked wedding gown for, which one would you sneak off to the garden to reenact scenes from Arabian Nights with, and which would you send off scurrying into the night without his supper?
... and the asylum-keeper Dr. John "Jack" Seward (played by the, uh, Richard E. Grant).
Just before succumbing to vampire-fever Lucy picks Arthur since he's the responsible pick that her family will most approve of (showing she's not nearly the wild thing she pretends to be, just before being turned into the wild thing anyway), but let's pretend it's our choice to make: Which one would you put on the frill-necked wedding gown for, which one would you sneak off to the garden to reenact scenes from Arabian Nights with, and which would you send off scurrying into the night without his supper?
Marry Arthor/Elwes, because obviously, do Billy Campbell's character, dump the other one.
ReplyDeleteUgh deffinately the sexy brooding mysterious but funny type Billy Campbell I love his nude scenes ,speaking of which @JA what no nude scenes today no NSFW today I get my daily nude scene fix on here awwww!!!!
ReplyDeleteMarry Billy, Do Cary, Dump Richard.
ReplyDeleteDo Campbell of course, dump Elwes (because 20 years later, ugh) and marry Grant (because Withnail, Posh Nosh and Hudson Hawk). I feel I'm going to be on the minority on this one.
ReplyDeleteDo Billy, Dump the others, Mary Billy
ReplyDeleteMarry Grant, do Elwes, dump that other dude.
ReplyDeleteDo Campbell, marry Elwes and dump Grant.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd do Elwes and dump the other guy.. But I'd definitely marry Campbell..
ReplyDeleteDo Elwes
ReplyDeleteDump Grant
Marry Campbell
Do Arthur, Marry Quincey and Dump Seward.
ReplyDeleteDO Billy Campbell. DUMP that Dick. MARRY Cary. That man is FOINE!
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