I went to a screening of Return this weekend at MoMA - it's a new little drama starring the woefully underrated Linda Cardellini and Michael Shannon; I'll write up some thoughts later - and right before it started who should happen to plunk down right near me?
They are apparently friends, who knew. They seemed to like the movie from what I can tell - they shut their yaps and were respectful audience members at the very least. And what more can you ask for than a pack of hot famous talented men proving themselves civil in public spaces? It's a dream come true. Anyway I didn't stalk them or anything so I don't have more to add but I figure since they're a trio why not ask y'all who you'd Do Dump or Marry. So that's what this is.
They are apparently friends, who knew. They seemed to like the movie from what I can tell - they shut their yaps and were respectful audience members at the very least. And what more can you ask for than a pack of hot famous talented men proving themselves civil in public spaces? It's a dream come true. Anyway I didn't stalk them or anything so I don't have more to add but I figure since they're a trio why not ask y'all who you'd Do Dump or Marry. So that's what this is.
Who would you do, dump or marry?
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DO Billy Crudup; DUMP Josh Hamilton (not familiar with him); MARRY Sam Rockwell. And DO him while he's wearing that Def Leppard shirt. He could dance for me wearing only that shirt.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I don't know how fucking ridiculous this is, but:
ReplyDeleteDO Sam Rockwell
DUMP Josh Hamilton
MARRY Billy Crudup.
I know. I KNOW.
Do Sam, Dump Josh, Marry Billy
ReplyDeleteI... I don't even know where to begin. It's like some twisted sophie's choice, but there's three of them. It Hurts. is what I'm saying. Do Billy Crudup, for a variety of reasons, Dump Sam Rockwell, but that's only because he gave me the heebiejeebies in The Green Mile so well that sometimes that I can't take it. He's been in five million things since then and been good and doable in all of them and still because of Green Mile, he still leaves me cold. Which means I'll be marrying Josh Hamilton, which based on the merits of Kicking and Screaming alone, is fine by me.
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ReplyDeleteDo Sam Rockwell
ReplyDeleteDump Josh Hamilton after a passionate one night stand
Marry Bill Crudup( making love to him every night before sleep missionary style)
I'd do Sam Rockwell
ReplyDeletedump Josh Hamilton (but only because I haven't really seen much of him)
and marry Billy Crudup.. :)
Pretty easy
ReplyDeleteDo-Josh Hamilton
Dump-Billy Crudup-Have thought he was a slime since he ran out on Mary Louise Parker while she was pregnant.
Marry-the adorable Sam Rockwell.
I would DO Josh Hamilton. Whoever he is. DUMP Billy Crudup and MARRY Sam Rockwell.
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