Sniffing out sexual peccadilloes everywhere I look! (I just wanted to use the word "peccadilloes." I don't think I have ever used that word in a sentence before! This is exciting.) Anyway. Don't call me Gay Sherlock. But do listen to what I have come up with. I saw two bits of news this morning that had me putting my double-billed hunter's cap on and striking a thoughtful pose. First up, I saw this:
"Sophia Bush and her long-time boyfriend Austin Nichols have called it quits. The 29-year-old actress has been dating Austin, 31, since they co-starred on One Tree Hill together. A source told Us Weekly Sophia “didn’t think he was the one,” and added “she’s moving on.”"
So Austin's single, eh? Or you know, "single," since I have my doubts about the state of his relationship-status as its stood for a few years now. Ahem.
Anyway how is he spending his "newly single" time? Via his Twitter:
He's in Berlin at the film festival meeting Meryl Streep, is he? Hmm I swear I heard something about somebody else being at the Berlin Film Festival presenting this very same Meryl Streep person with an award just the other day...
What a coincidence! Just a couple of "single" guys on the town,
tearing it a new one, is all...
tearing it a new one, is all...






I think you're onto something, Sherlock Homo.
ReplyDeleteElementary.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait do read an unauthorized biography of Jake 30 years from now saying how in love he was with Austin and say: "I read in MNPP first!"
ReplyDeleteJake is gay, Austin isn't.
ReplyDeleteAustin and Chloe, 3 years together: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ1a-ZDB3Kq/
Jake and Austin blog: waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot.com