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This one's for the Starf*cker record books, my friends - on my way to the subway from my office tonight I saw Justin Theroux leaning on his motorcycle all bearded and biker'd up in leather very much like above. We made lingering eye contact! The kicker - his pants hang low and his black underpants were tight and I was basically getting an eyeful of Theroux ass. Within touching distance! Oh, delight.
SO JEALOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought that was porn star Ray Dragon at first. Hubba hubba.
ReplyDeleteI should add that this morning the motorcycle was still there, and I think I've seen it there before now that I've noticed it due to him - I think he might LIVE on this street I walk down every single day of the week. BE STILL MY SOMETHING OR OTHER.
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