Kellan Lutz, Zac Efron and Joe Jonas were crammed together at some fashion event over the weekend. It's apparently become a tradition, piling a bunch of pretty boys onto a front row bench to get photographed together. The running of the twinks! But obviously this is the sort of tradition we need more of. They should put a row's worth of pretty boys at every State of the Union address. Anyway since there's three of them I ask you the three-pronged query - which would you do, which'd you dump, and which'd you marry...?
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I'd do Zac, dump Joe and marry Kellan (because he looks like so much FUN.)
ReplyDeleteDo - Zac
ReplyDeleteDump - Joe
Marry - Kellan
honestly, i'd dump them all.
ReplyDeletethey're so not doing it for me.
dump, dump and dump!
ReplyDeleteThis one seems to answer itself:
ReplyDeleteDO Kellan Lutz, because that's what Kellan Lutzes are made for
DUMP Joe Jonas because there are Nick Jonases in the world
MARRY Zac Efron because KA-CHING!
But then a thought occurs:
DO Kellan Lutz, because that's what Kellan Lutzes et cetera
DUMP Zac Efron because I suddenly have a plan ...
MARRY Joe Jonas and then have a hot, soap-worthy extramarital affair with Nick Jonas, provided he is of age, or at least will be some day.
Do: Kellan
ReplyDeleteDump: Joe (without even thinking about it for one second)
Marry: ZAC
Do: Lutz
ReplyDeleteDump: Jonas
Marry: Efron (Take that Hudgens!)
Oh no. Dump all of them!
ReplyDeleteDo, marry Kellan. You can have the rest.
ReplyDeleteI'd do them all (if we're in a foursome, better!), and then I'd dump them... None makes me want to say "I do"...
ReplyDeleteI love the look on Joe's face when Zac rubs his leg! Who's leg? ZAC ATTACK!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd have to do each one in order to figure out who to dump.
Beside the fact, that I would do all three of them (best at the same time?!), yeah, beside that fact, I would go with Joe Reids choice...
ReplyDeleteDo Kellan Lutz... the body rules^^
Dump Joe Jonas... well.. obviously
Marry Zac... I interviewed him once... he is even in reality a dream of a man;)
I second Joe Reid's answer, except for the alternative plan.
ReplyDeleteBut the real question is why the hell are they dressed? Especially the Lutz guy, isn't he the McConaughey of this time? He should be.
I would do Kellan (conquer me), dump Joe (vanilla wafer)and marry Zac (the live Ken doll).
ReplyDeleteAfter careful consideration of this dilemma Ive come to the only satisfactory conclusion: the US needs to legalize polygamy. Gay polygamy to be specific.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, how am I supposed to choose between Zac and Joe? And then people start throwing Nick in the picture too? Lawd have mercy....
I would definitely DO Kellan Lutz though. Mostly because well, hes pretty and definitely doesnt have much else going on...
I gotta go with:
ReplyDeleteMarry Lutz (he'll only be famous for five more minutes, but those abs will likely last for at least ten)
Do Joe (though if Nick becomes an option...)
Dump Zac (sorry-not an option against these two)
Do Kellan - cute but doesn't seem to bright
ReplyDeleteDump Joe - weird hair
Marry Zac - those arms!
You people are crazy. Jonas has gorgeous face. I'd totally do him.
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