I'm flabbergasted I haven't done this before, but there it is. I guess I was late catching on to the show. But I was just looking through the gallery of just released shots from Details for their trifecta of True Blood covers and seeing the fellows side by side by side I realized that hey, they'd make for a fine fourgy Do Dump Marry post, wouldn't they? So let's do this thing. Alexander Skarsgård...
... Ryan Kwanten...
and Stephen Moyer.
Do. Dump. Marry. Go!
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... Ryan Kwanten...
and Stephen Moyer.
Do. Dump. Marry. Go!
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Do Ryan, dump alexander, marry stephen. oh hell with it, do all three (at once)!
ReplyDeleteDO Kwanten
ReplyDeleteDUMP Moyer
MARRY Skarsy
i'm with Joe here. don't care much about Moyer, i'd rather tap his wife. Kwanten looks like he could be an awesome fling, but Alex looks like he needs me in his bed every day:D
ReplyDeleteI think Joe's picks will probably be the winner here, and it's what I would pick as well, but I do really like Stephen Moyer. But there's just no contest for me where Ryan Kwanten's hips and Alexander Skarsgard are concerned. So it's a polite dump, wishing him the best with his beloved SOOOKAY.
ReplyDeletedo moyer
ReplyDeletedump skarsgard
marry kwanten
DO Jason
ReplyDeleteDUMP Bill
MARRY Eric
DO Moyer (not Bill)
ReplyDeleteDUMP Kwanten
MARRY Skarsgard
I'm with the consensus, here. There's no way I could experience Alex and then LET HIM GO?! T'would be a sin! Of course that means all of the repeated instances of DO-ing Ryan would have to be in advance of the marriage. Bill can suck it. (Pun!)
ReplyDeletei'm echoing joe...the immediate thought exactly
ReplyDeleteI've never watched this show, so I'm basing this entirely on these pictures:
ReplyDeleteDo Moyer
Dump Skarsgard
Marry Kwanten
Do them all (same time?) and then dump them all because I'm already married.
ReplyDeleteDo Jason
ReplyDeleteDump Stephen
Marry Alex
Although Jason and Alex could be switched, maybe.
I have no clue what the actors are like, but from the characters...
ReplyDeleteDo Bill - I don't actually find him hot at all, but I'd still rather screw him than Eric.
Dump Eric - Who wouldn't have a problem with eating me during or after sex.
Marry Jason - Dumb, but kind of sweet, and he doesn't kill people.
I want Alex in my bed NOW!!! I won't settle for anything less.
ReplyDeleteDo Moyer
ReplyDeleteDump Kwanten
Marry Skarsgard
Do Kwanten
ReplyDeleteDump Moyer
Marry Skarsy
DO Kwanten (he gets around for a reason, right?)
ReplyDeleteDUMP Moyer (oh so moody)
MARRY Skaaarsgard (After all he would be pirate's favorite actor -- http://bit.ly/skaarsgaard).
I'm with the consensus, but based on this pictures, doing Moyer would also be an good option.Definitely marry Alex though.
ReplyDeleteDO Kwanten
ReplyDeleteDUMP Moyer
MARRY Skarsgard
Do Ryan
ReplyDeleteDump Alex
Marry Stephen
(Agnes, you've got it wrong on who the moody one is... Stephen's a live wire.)
Do Eric*, then marry him. Dump Bill and Jason because it's not as if one could tear oneself away from Askars!
ReplyDelete*post-haircut
DO: KWANTEN
ReplyDeleteMARRY: SKAARSGARD
DUMP: MOYER
Do Alex (looks very shaggable)
ReplyDeleteDump Stephen (not really a fan of the actor or Bill)
Marry Ryan (Aussie accent makes me really hot)