I will never never ever watch this Valentine's Day movie coming out this weekend. Let's just make sure that's straight. (Hrm... making straight... you mean like they do with Bradley Cooper's character in all the promo materials? Yes, I mean like that.) But I will take this opportunity to exploit a trio of the fellows in the movie. Cuz. And I going with the non-traditional-for-me* choices. So no Ashton Kutcher! No Bradley Cooper! And no... uh... Taylor Lautner? Yeah no Taylor Lautner, sure. (Fun fact: All of their names end in "er.")
Instead let's go with the following three,
cuz why the eff not:
That's Topher Grace, Patrick Dempsey, and Eric Dane. Venom and the Mc-Fill-in-the-Blanks from that Lady Doctor Program. Here are a couple more shots to help you sort out your desires..
Patrick Dempsey
(more here)
Eric Dane
(more of him here and here)
Topher Grace
(making out with Josh Duhamel here)
Well have at it. All in the name of love... or sex... or hate.
Do Dump or Marry the hell outta 'em.
Do Dump or Marry the hell outta 'em.
*And obviously by "non-traditional-for-me" up there at the top I didn't mean anything other than "skinny dark-haired white males" though... let's not go crazy or anything!
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Is there a "Zzzzzzzz..." option?
ReplyDelete(Sorry! That's obnoxious. But there seriously could not be three hot guys who do less for me unless you included George Clooney, and no way I want to open that can of worms so WHAT?)
GONG!
ReplyDeletethis one's easy
ReplyDeletedo eric dane
dump patrick dempsey
marry topher grace
dane's a big old hunk of shtupable, but nothing beyond a few hours behind closed doors.
dempsey, eh, his hair annoys me. and he talks in whispers too much. and, well, he's doable, just not as much as the others.
grace is adorable, witty & delightful. he'd make a great addition to my weekends on the couch. and in my life in general.
Do, Eric Dane
ReplyDeleteDump, Pat Dempsey
Marry, Topher Grace ... I usually don't like them short and skinny, but for some reason...ever since that 70's show, I've had a soft spot for Mr. Grace.
I'm with Joe.
ReplyDeleteBut:
Do: Topher
Dump: Eric
Marry: Patrick
Do: Eric Dane
ReplyDeleteDump: Topher Grace
Marry: Patrick Dempsey
Eric Dane is super, super hot, and totally my type. Topher is okay, but too boyish for my taste, so he is free to go bang someone else. Patrick Dempsey is smart, funny, hot, and also savvy enough to do "Grey's Anatomy" and State Farm voiceover at the same time. That kind of planning shows marriage material to me.
do dempsey
ReplyDeletedump dane
marry topher
McSteamy strikes me as the too hot to make an effort in the bedroom type. Dempsey went through that dorky phase that probably makes him more eager to please sexually. As for Topher, I'm with ShoNuff Lives up there.
I'm kind of with Joe on this too. That said, marry Dempsey, do Grace, dump Dane. The Dane thing just isn't for me at all. Hell I'd probably have more fun with his wife.
ReplyDeleteDo Patrick
ReplyDeleteDump Eric
Marry Topher
For all y'all who are not into the Grace magic, I've just got one viewing suggestion- PS. There's bonus Laura Linney.
Marry Topher Grace (sigh)
ReplyDeleteDo Patrick Dempsey
Dump Eric Dane
Here I thought this was about the great Taylor Lautner holiday on Thursday-18 Ja, you won't have to feel pervy anymore. :)
ReplyDeleteEasy call for me.
ReplyDeleteDo - Patrick Dempsey
Dump - Topher Grace
Marry - Eric Dane.
How could you not marry the guy who's into threesomes?
So easy.
ReplyDeleteMarry Topher, Do Dempsey and Dump Dane.
Dane is a bit of a drugged out weirdo, but I also reckon he's a shit in bed. Like, he totally looks like one of those guys who thinks they're all great in the bedroom when they're actually a dud (who needs a threesome with drugs if you're good in a sack?)
I would do Eric Dane is a New York minute.
ReplyDeleteI would dump Patrick Dempsey. He is so vanilla.
I would marry Topher Grace. He will have beatuiful babies together.